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Monday, November 18 |
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The Underdogs
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Win 2 - 0 |
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Team Tomas
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Win 2 - 0 |
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Pin Droppers
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Win 2 - 1 |
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Alley Oops
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BowlJobs
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Loss 1 - 2 |
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Monday, January 13 |
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Monday, February 3 |
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The Greg of House Kenosha, The Polka King
From the frosty reaches of the North—Chicago, to be precise—comes The Greg of House Kenosha, a legendary figure of melody and might. Once a star performer in the illustrious Kenosha Kickers, his fame was sealed with their chart-topping hit, “Polka Polka Polka.” Now, he turns his talents not to music but to the hallowed lanes of the Lucky Strike League, drawn by whispers of the legendary reputation of Commissioner Vince, the Hair of Destiny.
The Greg wields two fearsome weapons forged in the fires of his dual vocations. By day, he commands the Hammer of the Union, a tool capable of bending lightning to his will, a fitting homage to his craft as a union electrician. By night, he conjures the Code of the Algorithm, a sorcerer of software engineering whose logic knows no bounds. These twin powers, seemingly opposed, grant him precision, focus, and unshakable resilience on the battlefield of bowling.
When The Greg steps onto the polished lanes, he channels the energy of the Seven Kingdoms. His strikes resound like the roll of thunder over Winterfell, and his spares are calculated with the meticulous precision of a Maester scribing the annals of history. His opponents find themselves entranced, caught between awe of his effortless grace and terror of his unrelenting consistency.
Known to “abide” in his off-time, Greg’s laid-back demeanor masks the fierce competitor beneath. He bowls not just for glory but to uphold the reputation of House Kenosha and pay homage to the noble art of Polka that forged his legend.
In the Lucky Strike League, Greg is a wild card, unpredictable yet inevitable, a force destined to etch his name among the greats. Beware the Polka King—he may look familiar, but on the lanes, he’s a player like no other.
Player of the Week: Matt, Champion of the Lanes
From the icy shores of Connecticut to the sunlit realms of Miami, a hero has emerged to claim his rightful place in the annals of bowling lore. Matt, the Mighty Striker, journeyed south not for conquest, but for love—his devotion to Lady Alana of House Rajchgot, the radiant ruler of his heart, is the stuff of legends.
This week, Matt’s prowess shone brighter than the Iron Throne itself. With an impressive 167 and a magnificent turkey (three strikes in a row), his enemies (the pins) fell before him like armies before a dragon’s fire. They whispered in terror, “Behold the Lord of the Lanes!”
When not dominating the bowling alleys, Matt ventures into the green battlefields of golf, where his drives soar as true as his love for Alana. Beyond sport, Matt is a cunning financial planner, offering wise counsel to lords and commonfolk alike, ensuring their treasures grow safely under his watchful eye.
But even the greatest warriors need allies, and Matt finds strength in his loyal companion, Tito, ever at his side with a wagging tail and boundless support.
Raise your goblets high and toast to Matt, Protector of the Pins, Scorer of Turkeys, and Keeper of Lady Alana’s heart! Long may he bowl!
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