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Team ScheduleMonday, March 10 |
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Backdoorspares
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Win 2 - 0 |
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Monday, March 17 |
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Snakes on a Lane
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Win 2 - 1 |
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Monday, March 24 |
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Strike Force
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Loss 1 - 2 |
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Monday, March 31 |
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Home
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Rollin' with the Homies
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Loss 0 - 2 |
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Monday, April 7 |
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Visitor
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Jive Turkeys
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Loss 1 - 2 |
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Monday, April 14 |
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Visitor
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Alley Oops
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Monday, April 21 |
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Lucky Strike
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Monday, April 28 |
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PLAYOFFS
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Monday, May 5 |
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PLAYOFFS
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Bowler of the Week: Jeff “The Scout with the Sauce” Saunders
🦵⚽️🏌️♂️⛳️
Ladies and gentlemen, grab your Miami Heat merch and your emotional support bowling balls, because this week’s Bowler of the Week goes to none other than the legend himself — Jeff Saunders.
Ten years ago, Jeff packed up his bags, kissed the cows of Upstate New York goodbye, and moved to the 305 to scout basketball talent for the Miami Heat. But who knew that in addition to finding hidden NBA gems, he’d also be on a lifelong quest… to find his bowling ball roll?
It’s been a journey. He’s spun it like a soccer ball, chipped it like a wedge, and once even tried to Eurostep his way to a strike. But this week — THIS WEEK — the roll showed up like Jimmy Butler in the fourth quarter: smooth, confident, and absolutely lethal.
We’re talking strikes, spares, and enough swagger to make Pat Riley raise an eyebrow.
Jeff’s one of the OGs of our crew, one of the first friends I made down here, and seeing him finally click on the lanes was like watching a Heat undrafted rookie go for 30. The form? Elegant. The confidence? Soaring. The ankles? Still healing, but defiant.
So let’s raise a glass, adjust our wrist guards, and celebrate Jeff Saunders — Bowler of the Week, certified roll-finder, Miami transplant, and proof that the best things in life take a little time… and a lot of league nights.
Right Player of the Game: Alana 🏆🎳⚽️🧠
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a standing ovation (or at least a polite nod) to Alana, the Jared ⚽️ Whisperer, the Team Psychiatrist, and the pride of our building. Fresh off the streets of New York, she has adapted to Miami life by wrangling her pain-in-the-ass dog, Tito, and cohabitating with the love of her life, Matt—a devastatingly handsome young man from Connecticut.
Last night, Alana made history. Well, her history. She bowled a career-high 129, a score so impressive it nearly caused Jared to reconsider all his life choices (which, according to Alana, are all wrong anyway). She dominated the lanes while simultaneously wondering why she was even there, given that she’s always working, doing Pilates, yoga, or keeping her best friend, Vincent (yes, the Commissioner), company.
But let’s not forget the true tragedy of the evening—Brian Fitzgerald was absent, undoubtedly off gallivanting, missing what will surely go down as one of the greatest nights in bowling history. To put Alana’s triumph in perspective, she outscored Jeff Saunders🦵⚽️🏌️♂️⛳️ by 60 points—SIXTY! Jeff, we don’t know what happened, but we hope you’re okay.
So let’s all raise a glass (or a bowling ball) to Alana, who led her team to glory, kept Jared in check, and made Tito proud (even though he has no idea what’s going on). Take a bow, Alana—this is your moment! 🎉🎳🔥
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